Conspiracy Matt

I think the word you’re looking for is perfect.

*examines wires and that* I’ll put it back together, don’t worry your little head about it.

*smiles cheekily*

Well if it’s working just fine and you need something to smash go ahead.

agent—j:

Well yeah but… you’re weird.
*pecks cheek as takes sphere from and breaks it in half*

And you’re a zeta.

*watches break sphere*

and now it’s for sure broken.

agent—j:

*appears next to*

… jesus christ it’s boiling in here. *pulls jumper off and fidgets with Queen tee* Where’s the sphere?

*puzzled expression as hangs up phone*

i think it’s just right…

*pulls sphere out of pocket*

’s right here.

agent—j:

I’ll have a look at it. Where are you?

at the studio.

~~where else?~~

agent—j:

Sure, what is it?

*rolls off bed and straightens skirt*

That sphere you fixed?

I think it’s broken…

agent—j:

Oh, hi Matt!

*grins and closes notebook* You alright?

Can I have you look at something?

agent—j:

*picks up as doodles in notebook* Hellooo~

hi. maibrit?

*dials Maibrit*

*stands outside door for awhile longer*

*paces back and forth*

*goes to knock once or twice*

~~you’re so stupid, matt~~

~~just go away~~

*takes deep breath*

*leaves*